New rule for celebrity apologies

new rule: celebrities who go on bigoted rants must stop issuing weasley apologies like "i'm sorry if someone was offended," "my intention wasn't to insult anyone, or even better yet, "i'm sorry if my remarks were taken out of context." (quotations always are taken out of context; i'm not going to quote your whole shitty stand-up routine.) either apologize for real by saying that you were wrong and you have issues to deal with, or stick to your guns and say that what you said was true and wise, or don't say anything at all. #kattwilliams